Thursday, March 5, 2009

Oh No She Di'int!


Things I have absolutely have NOT done in the last little while.
  • I did not go to my son's Jr. high with no make up and hair undone for his SEOP where we would meet with a counselor and see other parents. I always look fab before going out the door.
  • I did not almost cry upon hearing that there would be a 20 degree drop in temperature from one day to another. Spring can be so cruel. And yet I love it so much.
  • I did not go ballistic on my son for eating some cinnamon toast before dinner. I am a cool, calm and collected mom.
  • I did not watch the All American Rejects "Give You Hell" video an insane amount of times and I didn't enjoy it every. single. time.
  • I did not leave a big pot of chicken chili out on the stove, forgetting to put it in the refrigerator after dinner was over. And I was not exceptionally sad about the fact that I wouldn't be able to have leftovers.
  • I did not become giddy over a 6 word email from Tara Whitney in response to one of my comments on her blog. And I definitely will not be saving said email because that would just be kind of stalkerish? shall we say?
  • I did not shed tears over the fact that this Sunday we lose an hours worth of sleep.
  • I did not play Scramble on Facebook obsessively until I reached the 200 point mark.
Is there anything you have haven't done that you'd like to share. Confession is good for the soul. At least that's what I hear.

25 comments:

Brooke said...

I so did not laugh at each and every one of your posts...thanks! :)

Piglet de' Erin said...

hahaha...did not? fo' shizzle I am with you on the scramble. But for some reason I cant break the 30point mark. aggghhhhh...

Lisa Lou said...

I did not check my e-bay obsessively for the past few...years.

I did not ruin our dinner last night and then explain to my husband the whole time eating it why it wasn't a big deal. He should have agreed.

I did not stay in my workout clothes after aerobics the entire day yesterday and craft. It was so not enjoyable.

tammy said...

I'm glad that we can be perfect in this life together.

springrose said...

The song Give you Hell did not pop in my head while exercising! The gym I go to plays christian rock music, don't think it would fit in, but good song to work out to!!!

Mina said...

I did not take an almost 4 hour nap yesterday while the kids were at school. Because that would be ridiculous. I would have gotten nothing done except a little blogging. I'm not a big lazy slug like that!

Karen said...

I totally did NOT come home from work every day this winter and get immediately into my jammies and watch People's Court.

Lara said...

Wow! I would die to get an email from Tara Whitney. Perhaps I should actually make comments on her blog. So cool for you!

The Wixom Zoo said...

Well, just so you know, I DIDN'T just sleep in until 9:30 and leave my 4 year old to fend for herself for breakfast. And she did NOT just pour the biggest bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch (with milk in it) by herself because she didn't want to wake mommy up.
Whew...glad I did that, thanks!

That Girl in Brazil said...

Ha!

I like you, lady. We will get along famously, I can tell.

Kristina P. said...

I don't even know who Tara Whitney is! I am so ashamed. I better go check her out!

blueviolet said...

I didn't know that Facebook had games! Maybe it's better that I didn't. I'm ticked about the lost hour on Sunday too!!!

Melissa said...

I didn't just now completely sexually harass my co-workers and therefore am NOT waiting for a call into my manager's cube.....

Becky said...

Hi! I hopped over here from Author Bee's Blog. This post made me smile--thanks!

wonder woman said...

Chuckling at you going somewhere with no hair/makeup. Like you, I would normally never dream of doing something like that. I would deny it, too!!

Never done the scrabble....but I love word twist.

I am not jealous of the figure the fake me has on my header.

Olivia Carter said...

Oh gosh... I so watched that "Give You Hell" video too (& bought the song on itunes)!

Err... stupid good song with 800 biblical swears in it!

I also SO did not feed my babies cold pizza for lunch.

Nick and Emily said...

i do not check my blog every day to see if there are comments so i can feel cool. definitely not. and i do not cry every time i watch Ever After. cuz i too am a very calm and collect person.

Erin said...

I hate it when I forget to put food away!

tiburon said...

Wait.

Seriously.

Time switches this weekend?

Vanessa said...

Yes Tib, it does. That means a whole hour of sleep LOST!

I showed up at Aubrey's school today totally ready, hair and makeup done. I don't think they recognized me.

Bobie said...

I did not just read your blog and laugh out loud!!

wendy said...

I did not just go out to eat (friday night) with my husband and TOATLL over eat - I would never do that. I too, did not, am not, pouting about loosing an hour of sleep.

Kate said...

I did not sleep in until 9:30 this morning and start the day with a cookie. I am new to your blog. I love it. I especially love your quote at the top. I will be back. Have a great weekend.

Lady of Perpetual Chaos said...

I am not currently laying/lying on my bed (still in pj's) looking at blogs while my children (still in pj's) play and watch the disney channel...on my previously mentioned bed. It's a good thing I'm a way better mom than that!

Jo said...

I hate it when we forget to put the leftovers away. Wasting food is a serious sin. Good thing you DIDn't forget. Ahem.