Things I absolutely did not do last week.
- I did not have my son go and get me a plate of only bacon at the ward Breakfast with Santa.
- I did not get sucked into watching (dude I can't even think of the name of the movie!) Oh yeah. John Tucker Must Die. That show is lame.
- I also did not watch a recap of the Rock of Love Charm School and totally get grossed out by the lugey that Brandie C. hocked at Destiny. (At least that's who I think it was that was in that altercation.)
- Oh and I did not laugh long and hard at the fact that someone. somewhere named their child Drewcilla. Seriously, who would do that to their girl? Someone who identifies with the ugly stepsisters and wicked stepmother?
- I did not contemplate making this list totally up out of my head because I can't remember the last week very well.