Snarking at the Green Tea Lady

Dear Green Tea Lady,

You know who you are. The lady on the radio pushing the green tea weight loss booths at the malls.

Your commercials annoy the crud out of me.

Your peppy little "I went from a size 10 to a size 6.....and after having kids that's a welcome result!"

What the????

From a 10 to a 6??? You were a 10 after you had kids????? The smallest I have ever been was a 10.

And then you tell us "If you could only see me now!"

Well guess what? I can't. For all I know you are just some lady who is heavier than me but has a great voice and does radio work. Pardon me if I'm not a believer.

And just so you know, I'll be changing the channel from now on whenever your commercial comes on.

Thank ya su much!

Snarkiness

If you are not aware let this be your notice. Less is more when it comes to perfume of any sort.

In fact I think that NOT being able to smell someone is a good thing. It's pretty bad when you can smell your perfume before you walk past me the parking lot and then I can still smell you as you are walking away.

Granted I guess it's better than smelling a foul smell of b.o. or stale ciggy smoke or such. But really it's not much better, plus it gives me a bit of a headache for a little while after.