Thursday, February 5, 2009

Snarking at the Green Tea Lady

Dear Green Tea Lady,

You know who you are. The lady on the radio pushing the green tea weight loss booths at the malls.

Your commercials annoy the crud out of me.

Your peppy little "I went from a size 10 to a size 6.....and after having kids that's a welcome result!"

What the????

From a 10 to a 6??? You were a 10 after you had kids????? The smallest I have ever been was a 10.

And then you tell us "If you could only see me now!"

Well guess what? I can't. For all I know you are just some lady who is heavier than me but has a great voice and does radio work. Pardon me if I'm not a believer.

And just so you know, I'll be changing the channel from now on whenever your commercial comes on.

Thank ya su much!

13 comments:

Amy said...

Just blog surfing and have to say... I LOVE this post! Thanks.

springrose said...

I hate those comerecials to! Generally they just had a baby and then all of a sudden they drop 45 pounds. Hello, most women do lose weight right after having a baby, it's called giving birth!
Anyway I will be putting up a post about how to do the curls, we call them bunnies, that wixomzoo posted about yesterday. I will have step by step pictures on Saturday. If you do it right for length of hair and thiclness it turns out cute! Not scary!! So come on over and check it out.

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Kristina P. said...

I don't think I've ever seen the green tea lady!!

Brittany Marie said...

I haven't heard those commercials either! But when I do, I'll be thouroughly annoyed.

Megan and Jon said...

I think I have commented before and hope you don't mind. But your blog is cute and I like.

PROJECT GREEN TEA, I'm on board. Refusing to believe either.

i'm erin. said...

hahahaha...You are one crazy lady (the green tea lady that is)... I totally agree, In all reality she is pushing a size 24 and she just so happens to have a good radio voice. Take your green Tea and shove it!

Me (aka Danielle) said...

I don't think I've ever heard/seen the Green Tea Lady...I do know I have some commericals that I despise! One name...Billy Mayes! Ack!

Hccm said...

They are all liars!

Hugs and Mocha,
Stesha

Erin said...

I've never seen the Green Tea Lady. Thank goodness!

Anonymous said...

I'm so with you. I know the people with the best voices look NOTHING like what we envision. I'll be on the lookout for the green tea lady so I can tune out.

Brooke said...

I'll be sure to turn it off if I hear it too! That's almost as bad as the bowflex commercials ("I gave all my fat clothes to my fat friends"). Rude. I'd love to be a size 10.

tiburon said...

I freaking hate that lady too.