Because my niece asked....
and because there's a bunch of stuff I
have haven't done lately....
I give you the latest rendition of...
Oh No She Di'intI
did did NOT plan both my family party and my ward party one right after another. That would just be insane.
did did NOT stop at a red light look left and right and then, treat said red light like a stop sign.
was was NOT in the passenger seat at the time.
was was NOT so tired and not feeling well that she looked at me and said "You realized you just ran a red light don't you?"
did did NOT think she was pulling my leg.
did did NOT buy Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows tickets online for 15 minutes after my son's Egyptian Funeral Procession was going to take place.
had had NOT helped him work on his costume for said funeral procession just hours before so I knew did NOT know what time it was going to be.
did did NOT drive over to the theater and then proceed to exchange the tickets for a time that would make us late to the program where my daughter was receiving another award for her Reflections project.
Therefore making me
have to NOT have to exchange the tickets a second time.
I'm sure the workers there
did did NOT upend a fully loaded flour container onto my kitchen floor.
did did NOT spill a large bowl of soup onto the seat of my Durango because the people I was taking dinner to wouldn't answer the door.
did did NOT proceed to scoop the soup off of my leather seat and place it back into the bowl for possible later consumption.
And like I said at the first...
If procrastination was an Olympic sport I
would would NOT be a Gold Medalist.
Is there anything you would
like NOT like to fess up too?
They say confession is good for the soul.
Who "they" are? I have no idea. Do you know?