Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Oh No She Di'int

Because my niece asked....
and because there's a bunch of stuff I have haven't done lately....

I give you the latest rendition of...

Oh No She Di'int
I am am NOT blogging right now instead of working on stuff for two, count em, two parties that I am am NOT in charge of this coming weekend.

I did did NOT plan both my family party and my ward party one right after another. That would just be insane.

I did did NOT stop at a red light look left and right and then, treat said red light like a stop sign.

My daughter was was NOT in the passenger seat at the time.

I was was NOT so tired and not feeling well that she looked at me and said "You realized you just ran a red light don't you?"

I did did NOT think she was pulling my leg.

I did did NOT buy Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows tickets online for 15 minutes after my son's Egyptian Funeral Procession was going to take place.

I had had NOT helped him work on his costume for said funeral procession just hours before so I knew did NOT know what time it was going to be.

Then I did did NOT drive over to the theater and then proceed to exchange the tickets for a time that would make us late to the program where my daughter was receiving another award for her Reflections project.

Therefore making me have to NOT have to exchange the tickets a second time.

I'm sure the workers there did did NOT think I was slightly off my rocker.

I did did NOT upend a fully loaded flour container onto my kitchen floor.

I also did did NOT spill a large bowl of soup onto the seat of my Durango because the people I was taking dinner to wouldn't answer the door.

I then did did NOT proceed to scoop the soup off of my leather seat and place it back into the bowl for possible later consumption.

And like I said at the first...

I am am NOT sitting here blogging and procrastinating when I should be working on stuff for those two parties.

If procrastination was an Olympic sport I would would NOT be a Gold Medalist.

Is there anything you would like NOT like to fess up too?

They say confession is good for the soul.

Who "they" are? I have no idea. Do you know?


Kristina P. said...

I am not still feeling like DST is still affecting me and my sleep pattern.

Sorry about the red light.

Cheeseboy said...

I just hope the family party had better ham than the ward party. And hey - no more Activities committee, right?

Jillybean said...

It's a good thing that you didn't do any of those things because they might make you a wee bit stressed out.

I did one of those last week. I'm not saying which one.

Jessica G. said...

Can I get an amen to the dissolving of the ward activities committee? Of course this most likely means I'm going back to the Primary but at least there I'll be making children cry on a much smaller scale.

Barbaloot said...

Nothing like the holidays to load you with stress and assignments!! Good luck with the parties. I truly do not envy you:)

Lara said...

Good luck with the parties. And I've totally done that with a red light before when I was way too tired to be driving.

the fowlers said...

i did not do the same thing at a red light right after i got my license and my best friends were not in the car, screaming and fearing for their lives at the time. and there was not lots of other traffic around, either (but if it was something that did happen, at least i was clear to turn . . .).

Mary said...

I did NOT laugh so hard at the book I was reading, that I woke up the suicidal patient I was watching. (it was already 0900...and they went back to sleep)

M-Cat said...

Laughing at the red light since I have done that more than once.