Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Someday my prince will come?

Tyran always gets the awesome spam.

Like this gem (or rather rare diamond) from a prince who is brother to the Sultan of Brunei BUT who is in *gasp* exile in London and how his brother and his infidel advisors (And his OTHER brother who is also a Sultan) have plotted against him.

You must read this to get the full effect. (I've taken the urls out of the email)


Hello,

I believe i can call you friend,I am Prince Jefri Bolkiah of Brunei and I am the youngest of the Sultan's three brothers but its like a joke being called a prince due to the fact that The Bruneian royal family have turned me into an out cast.I am presently on exile in London.

My Brother the Sultan of Brunei masterminded and initiated much evil against me and He envied me as a person,he envied my life style,he was intimidated by my way of life and thus plotted with his infidel advisers to get me arrested for noting.He leveled all forms of corruption allegations against me and also accused me of taking US$40 billion of the royal treasury's money.

He has labeled me a criminal and ordered for my arrest,My Brother the Sultan of Brunei did this to me his younger brother.Yes i agree that I spent Money, but I am bewildered by the accusation that i misspent $40 billion. It's not that easy to hide, I keep asking the lawyers, Where did it go?.I have already turned over billions of dollars worth of property, including the Plaza Ath�n�e hotel in Paris,The New York Palace Hotel,the giant yacht, the car collection, and more than 100 paintings by Picasso, Renoir, Modigliani and others. Late last year, I surrendered five rare diamonds, secured in a London vault, valued at roughly $200 million.

My Brother the Sultan, Hassanal Bolkiah, has ruled since 1967 and He is the world's wealthiest ruler,with an estimated fortune of $22 billion. DESPITE HIS WEALTH, he still feels intimidated by my little Money.I have turned over the various assets, but my brother the Sultan will not let me keep enough money to maintain a more modest version of my prior lifestyle.Now the Sultan's advisers have started legal proceedings to evict me from my London mansion. We don't know where we are going to live. They want me to give it all back,i am worried that i may soon be homeless and forced into bankruptcy.

kindly Check out this above internet link for confirmations.


While in Brunei,my favorite car to drive was a Ferrari 550, a sleek sports coupe that i used to take for a spin late at night when the roads were quiet. Now, I like the Mini. I drive a black small mini around London. I am been watched by private detectives employed by my Brother the Sultan.He wants to ruin me,but he cannot.My friend, i dont know you, but from my little snooping into your profile,i strongly feel you can be of help to me.I want you to take me as a friend in need and do something for me that will also benefit you. Right now i cannot trust any body close to me.I have been betrayed by my friends and family and I am tired of talking to lawyers.

I prefer to take the Risk of soliciting the assistance of a stranger. You may think i am going crazy,but i am very sane.I still have billions of dollars safe and secure in safe countries, but i cannot touch these funds hence they are discovered by my King Brother watching my every move like a Hawk. I need you to assist me in these financial steps of securing my entitlements. You will benefit immensely from these financial exercise.I am an easy going gentleman, so please be rest assured that my business relationship with you will be very sincere and the friendship will extend to our children s.

Yours Sincerely,
Prince Jefri Bolkiah.

No crazy prince ever wants to be my friend. All the spam I get usually has to do with little blue pills. What's up with that?

17 comments:

the fowlers said...

i like that he had a "giant yacht" and a "sleek sports coupe."

poor guy, he has been reduced to driving a mini for pete's sake!

Barbaloot said...

Hmm---maybe this prince is available? I can offer him a way to get his green card and bring all his billions of dollars to safety:)

springrose said...

I think I got the same email but deleted it since it was spam. Wow I missed out! I could have helped this "poor" prince and help him hide his billions, at a nice price!

Kristina P. said...

Wait, is this the plot for the next Disney cartoon?

Missy said...

Yeah, I am a little jealous! I just do not have enough crazies in my life! LOL

Cheeseboy said...

If I only had a magic lamp. Where is Robin Williams when we need him.

BTW - HOW BOUT' OUR UTES?! PAC 10 bound!

C & A said...

I don't know about POOR. Those Minis are EXPENSIVE! :D

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M-Cat said...

I swear, the spam that comes around is crazy. Do someone really think we are that stupid?

And I'd love to know what jackveronic said.....

Teachinfourth said...

Wow, some people get all the luck...

Honey and Hotstuff said...

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!..... BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
ya! what up with that?!?! Your hubby gets a prince and you get a little blue pill!?!?! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Thanks for the laugh!

Mary said...

Oh, poor baby is going to have to leave his mansion...I feel SO sorry for him.

Don't feel bad, the only spam I get is for those pills too!

The Kooky Queen--Rachel said...

WOW, at least your Spam is interesting! Oh, I sometimes get Spam saying I magically won the lottery in Britain--lucky me!

姵潔 said...

要保持更新呦,加油!!!期待你的新文章!!!.................................................................

Jessica G. said...

Oh, yes...talking about his fancy cars and mansions really inspires the pity in me...

洪筱婷 said...

支持你就對了!

Funky Kim said...

Happy Birthday, Shanna Banana!