Monday, October 18, 2010

Ever have one of those nights?

Where just before 8 p.m. you feel a nasty headache coming on and you know that they only way to get rid of it is to take some Excedrin? But you also know that you are chancing being kept awake all night if you take it. Then you go ahead and take that chance because you know if you don't you'll have a raging headache and won't be able to sleep anyway?

Then at 8:30 after the kids are all in bead you are reading The Maze Runner and you only have a few chapters left, when you look down on the living room floor and your husband is fast asleep? You then decide to wake him up so he can actually get some decent sleep in bed and you can finish reading your book there as well.

You finish reading your book around 10:30

(and grind your teeth and be very thankful
that your name is on a waiting list
at the library for the
Even if you are number 16 on that list),

turn out the light and proceed to try to sleep.

But your brain won't shut off because of the afore mentioned Excedrin? It then proceeds to go over everything that needs to be done for the Halloween party that you are in charge of next Saturday and every, other minute detail that needs to be done between now and next Sunday?

Then all of the sudden it turns on you.

Viciously.

Bringing you a memory that causes you to shrivel up and die a little bit, all over again?

You know the one. The one where you have been roped into being a contestant for FFA Sweetheart, and you aren't even a member of the FFA?

Go ahead, laugh. I'll wait.

Finished? Let's move on shall we?

As part of this "Sweetheart" deal you have to rope a little metal rocking steer

(which you suck at),
stack bales of hay

(which you kick donkey at),

eat a pie in a pie eating contest

(where the pie is still mostly frozen and
pretty much all of the whipped cream
on the top of the pie just
gets shoved up your nose so you
all you can smell for the next week
is sour milk)

and be in a "evening gown" type competition where you wear an awesome iridescent light blue bubble skirt type of a dress, which was your prom dress the year before with a few alterations thrown in.

(What? It was the 80's. Bubble skirts were supposedly "fashionable".
Didn't you read Seventeen magazine??)

But that's not all....no, that's not all by half.

You all so have to stand up in front of the whole student body, in an amazingly horrid sweater

(that you borrowed from your older sister )

that has a bear hugging a heart... embroidered ... on the front

(which at the time you adored and chose to wear.
I know.
I KNOW!),

with a lunch for two. And then you and your homemade fried chicken basket get auctioned off to the highest bidder who, supposedly, wants to eat lunch with you?

But only, like, two people bid on your lunch and you can't even see who it is because of the stupid lights that are beating down on you on that stage in the auditorium. And then when you show up at the appointed meeting place for lunch no one is there to eat that lunch with you? And there is a teacher there to witness your humiliation?

So in your mind you make yourself believe that it's because the person who bid on your lunch is afraid of your boyfriend who graduated last year.

(Whom you have now broken up with)

You imagine that said ex-boyfriend has got "the message" out that anyone who had lunch with you would "pay" more than just the money that they bid. Even though said ex-boyfriend would do nothing of the sort and prolly couldn't even back up those words if he did.

With those thoughts entrenched in your head you give the teacher in the room a half smile and a shrug of the shoulders, pick up your homemade fried chicken lunch and go off and eat it all by your lonesome self?

You then have a knock down, drag out, fight with your mind to let go of that lovely, little gem of a memory telling it

"That was over 20 years ago!!!
Let.
It.
Go!"

Blessedly it does.

Then it decides to hop on the bullet train and zoom ahead to thinking of the two Christmas parties that you are in charge of in December. Amazingly

(and thankfully)

some pretty fabulous ideas
(for at least one of the parties)

decide to board that train, so at 1:17 a.m. you quietly get out of bed, so as not to wake your husband, and find a pad of paper so you can jot these ideas down because if you don't they will be lost in that maze of gray matter by morning.

Then you decide that if you go and try to lay back down it's not going to much good

(and you are worried that the brain
will suck you back into that
ever so horrid memory of 20 odd years ago)

so you pull up Facebook and read through the over 300 "most recent" news items that are there because you haven't been on since early Sunday morning. But you don't comment you just read.

Then you open up the pictures of the zoo that you took when you and your family went there on Friday, fiddle with a few of the pictures and then decide at around 2:10 a.m. or so that you really need to try and get some sleep. You go and lay down and thankfully your brain has slowed up enough for you to finally be able to drop off about 30 minutes or so later.

Your husband then gets up at about 3:30 a.m to do his early morning yoga practice and you hear him in the other room doing his breathing and know that you are going to have to get up in a little while for family prayers and a new day will begin?

Ever have one of those nights?

Yeah?

Me too.

16 comments:

Tyran said...

You're welcome (for FFA) but I am sorry about the lunch bit, I never knew that.

Barbaloot said...

I can honestly say I've never had one of those nights...but mostly cuz I've never had the FFA experience, a bubble skirt, participated in a lunch auction or been in charge of two Christmas parties.

The Kooky Queen--Rachel said...

That sounds like one of those nights where I have a fever of 104 or something! WOW girl! And I thought my preggo nights were bad, haha!

Kristina P. said...

That sounds like one crazy night! I end up taking the Excedrin. It's the only thing that works for headaches for me, and fortunately, it doesn't keep me up.

Deanna and Gary said...

I really hate nights like that, although it seems I have them not all the time but often. Usally it's family dysFUNction or old boyfriends or ect...
Ya I usally drink a rock star the next day, just a little treat for having such a rotten night. Your not alone, dont suffer in silence! Love ya

Jenni Jo said...

Wow...I knew we were a lot alike, but I didn't know you could eavesdrop on my thoughts from so far away!!! Many of my nights are SOOOO much like this! I had the same FFA experience (with a few substitute experiences), PLUS a Studentbody Elections experience where I drew a total blank half-way through my speech and my paper did the same!! AND a "solo" debut in JV Marching where I ran out on the stage BY MYSELF and turned beet-red while the whole high school student body roared with laughter:) TOTAL HUMILIATION!!! And as far as parties I am in charge of...let's just not go there, since I'm just recovering from Homecoming Assemblies and floats, and have the Haunted Theatre, the Betterment Club Halloween Carnival, AND the Family Halloween Party all in the next couple weeks! Thanks for sharing and reminding me how much worse it HAS been...Love it & love you!

M-Cat said...

That is pretty much my night EVERY SINGLE NIGHT, if I don't take a pretty, little, yellow pill at exactly 7:30pm every night.

Leslie said...

that's a doozy of a night! And even more of a memory!

Madalyn said...

Yes, yes I have.

Lara said...

Yes. Every night. I don't know how to turn my brain off and consequently, I don't get much sleep.

Although, I can't say I've brought up a memory quite like THAT recently! Here's hoping you get some good sleep tonight. :)

dbs said...

I seriously think you should writing for a sitcom.

Cynthia said...

I'm having one of those 'can't shut my brain down' nights but no skirts are being harmed in the making of my insomnia.

Amander said...

Um, nope, never had one of those nights, but it sounds thrilling.

Maybe you should go for the Ibuprofen in mass quantities. That's what I do.

tammy said...

I hate it when my mind does stuff like that! And why can't we let that stuff go? I relive certain horrible events in my life over and over in my brain. Hate.It. But it does make for a fabulous blog post!

Tammy said...

Yes, I've had many of those nights. My brain doesn't know when to quit. I usually just give up and clean my whole house as quietly as possible. I figure why waste the opportunity for uninterrupted time to myself. When we were selling our house I operated on about 2 hours of sleep a night, and David had to come out more than once and ask if I could keep the power tool usage to a minimum.

Mary said...

All too often! I normally take a flexeril with an excedrin to counteract the caffeine, and it helps with my muscle tension which is normally the cause :o) Hope these nights are few and far between!